California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of...
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VIDEO: Dancing robot restrained by staff at Cupertino restaurant after causing chaos
@Meooow via Storyful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMONOjZTowU CUPERTINO, Calif. (KGO) -- A dancing robot has gone viral after appearing to be out...
8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah
BabylonBee.com The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing...
San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop
BabylonBee.com SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, San Francisco officials spared no expense in dyeing...
Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
BabylonBee.com HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in...
‘It’s Just A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his...
Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is
BabylonBee.com LONDON — Authorities closed off a section of Barking Road in East Ham on Friday following the death of...
SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee...
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed...
VIDEO: 70-year-old man crashes car into Southern California sushi restaurant
https:// by: Jocelyn Fiset New surveillance video was released of a car crashing through a sushi restaurant in San Diego...
