Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Democrats have unleashed vicious attack ads accusing L.A. mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt of not wanting...
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New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
BabylonBee.com MANHATTAN — The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any...
‘I Am Your Father,’ Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to...
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton’s Personal Stationery
BabylonBee.com U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have...
Spencer Pratt transforms into Batman in ‘amazing’ new video
In a new campaign ad Spencer Pratt turned into a Batman-like superhero. By Zain Khan . A Hollywood blockbuster-inspired video that transforms...
Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness
BabylonBee.com SAN FRANCISCO — The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight...
Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary
BabylonBee.com . WASHINGTON, D.C. — Less than a week after yet another assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, leaders of...
‘Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?’ KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its...
Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized...
Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday...
