McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe...
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We all hear that patience is a virtue, but let’s face it—everyone has limits. There are times when staying calm...
Something Positive:A nurse saved 5 bikers after an Indiana crash. A year later, 30 of them lined up at her kid’s lemonade stand.
Adam Albright-Hanna . In September 2018, Daryn Sturch was driving down State Road 19 near Denver, Indiana, with her young daughter, Bryanne, in...
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut...
Latenight Running From the Cops Hangman
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Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with...
California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly...
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step...
Man Watching Blue Origin Explode Just Glad To Know Wife’s Amazon Purchases Could Finance This
BabylonBee.com COLUMBIA, SC — Watching in awe as Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket exploded in spectacular fashion, local man Dennis...
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA — In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in...
