Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a...
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Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
BabylonBee.com NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark...
Protesters Protest For Higher Protesting Wage
BabylonBee.com MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the...
Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America
BabylonBee.com U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that...
Americans Now Living In Fear They Could Be Killed Just For Hitting ICE Agents With Cars
BabylonBee.com U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant...
Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law
BabylonBee.com SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT — U.S. President Donald Trump was spotted fleeing from international cops in a high-speed...
Liberals Quickly Change ‘No Kings’ Signs To Read ‘Yes Kings’ In Support Of Maduro
BabylonBee.com U.S. — Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by...
TNBD’s Christmas Night Afterparty
Where's My Night Owls At? Welcome to the Afterparty for all of you that still have...
Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock...
‘SNL’ Roasts Trump Admin’s Heavily-Redacted Epstein Dump In Christmas-y Cold Open
"Saturday Night Live" ridiculed the White House's heavily-redacted dump of Jeffrey Epstein-related documents during this week's very festive cold open. Saturday...
