Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
BabylonBee.com HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in...
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‘It’s Just A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his...
Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is
BabylonBee.com LONDON — Authorities closed off a section of Barking Road in East Ham on Friday following the death of...
SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee...
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed...
VIDEO: 70-year-old man crashes car into Southern California sushi restaurant
https:// by: Jocelyn Fiset New surveillance video was released of a car crashing through a sushi restaurant in San Diego...
Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all...
Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel...
California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident
BabylonBee.com SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver's...
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President...
