VIDEO: 70-year-old man crashes car into Southern California sushi restaurant
https:// by: Jocelyn Fiset New surveillance video was released of a car crashing through a sushi restaurant in San Diego...
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Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all...
Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel...
California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident
BabylonBee.com SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver's...
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President...
Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday ‘Almost Presidents Day’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United...
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
BabylonBee.com MILAN — Somalia's Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country's 734th...
Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks
BabylonBee.com TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly...
Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to...
Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
BabylonBee.com COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support...
