So long Daniel Craig… The identity of the new James Bond has been revealed
After years of incessant rumours, the news has finally dropped... We now know the identity of the actor playing the...
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Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
BabylonBee.com FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday,...
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later...
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
BabylonBee.com JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where...
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
BabylonBee.com U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of...
Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead
Thankyou to the: BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — Iranian spokesman Ahmadi Mohammadi issued a strongly worded statement to "The Great Satan"...
Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the...
CNN Calls War For Iran
BabylonBee.com U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the...
Night Owl Hangman {Retro}
...🦉.🌵🐎🤠🎻🦉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-W8_apsThw&list=RDU-W8_apsThw&start_radio=1 Welcome My Night Owls to a super rare RETRO Repost. I like to build them with a little...
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
BabylonBee.com HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside...
