Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He’s From Canada
BabylonBee.com PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed...
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Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
BabylonBee.com VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates...
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact...
Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
BabylonBee.com U.S. — A day long feared by people across America and around the world finally became a reality...
Henry Kissinger Masterminds First Regime Change in Hell
By Frederick O'Brien . HELL — The underworld is in chaos after a coup d’état orchestrated by the late American diplomat...
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
BabylonBee.com . WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House...
US Army To Add ‘Do You Intend To Carry Out A Massive Terrorist Attack’ To Application Form
BabylonBee.com U.S. — In an effort to address recent violence, the United States Army has decided to begin asking...
FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
BabylonBee.com NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year's terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal...
Tesla Cybertruck Voted ‘Worst Vehicle’ By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers
BabylonBee.com U.S. — Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the...
Bodycam: Law & Order Star Ice-T Goes Off on Cop During Traffic Stop
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