Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson
BABYLON BEE Story Posted for: Jackie KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans...
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How can I break my wife of her rude obsession?
By JEANNE PHILLIPS DEAR ABBY: I have been happily married for 30 years. Since my wife recently retired, her crossword hobby has...
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Exclusive: Babylon Bee Uncovers Why F-35 So Hard To Find
Posted for: Jackie CHARLESTON, SC — In a Babylon Bee exclusive, new evidence has been obtained that provides further insight...
Zelensky Upset To Hear One Of His Jets Ruined
Posted for: Jackie NEW YORK, NY — As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in the U.S. to petition the U.N....
My husband demands I say ‘please’ when I request anything of him
By Judith Martin DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband thinks that if I ask for something without saying “please,” it is...
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Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed
Posted for: Jackie WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to...
Most Successful Pedophile Bust Ever As Feds Just Arrest Any Adult Alone At Disneyland
Posted for:Jackie ANAHEIM, CA — In the world's largest pedophile bust ever, federal agents stormed the Happiest Place on Earth™...
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