China Says ‘No’ to Free Labubu Dolls as Banks Get Too Creative Chasing Customers 
‘Batman’ Leads World’s Most Embarrassing ATM Heist, Internet Has a Field Day 
Archaeologists Discover Massive Viking ‘Factory,’ Rewriting History Books 
Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use 
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China Says ‘No’ to Free Labubu Dolls as Banks Get Too Creative Chasing Customers
BEIJING — Forget free toasters. One Chinese bank discovered that in 2025, the hottest way to attract new customers wasn't...
‘Batman’ Leads World’s Most Embarrassing ATM Heist, Internet Has a Field Day
PORT OF SPAIN, Trinidad — Every great robbery movie has a carefully planned escape, a flawless execution, and a crew...
Archaeologists Discover Massive Viking ‘Factory,’ Rewriting History Books
SØFTEN, Denmark — Forget the horned helmets and battle axes for a moment. Archaeologists in Denmark have uncovered what they...
Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
BabylonBee.com LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they'd been illegally...
Factories Attach Cameras to Workers Hoping of Replace Them With Robots
R.Satish BABU / AFP via Getty Images Across the Global South, some garment workers are now being asked to do...
Grandma Suspected of Killing Daughter, Four Grandchildren Gets Brutally Cold Two-Line Obituary
When Amy J. Steadman died, her surviving family apparently had very little to say. The 64-year-old New York grandmother, who...
16 Children Rescued From Ohio Home Described as Living in ‘Almost Feral’ Conditions
Authorities in rural southeastern Ohio have arrested four adults after removing 16 children from a home that investigators describe as...
Florida man arrested after intentionally crashing into ambulance
Florida man arrested after intentionally crashing into ambulance carrying patient: HCSO A Florida man was led away in handcuffs after...
Florida man accused of hit-and-run, caught with suitcase of drugs
Florida man accused of hit-and-run, caught with suitcase of drugs A Florida man fled the scene of a crash with...
Florida woman caught with cocaine in her ‘lower region’
‘Can’t make this stuff up:’ Florida woman caught with cocaine in her ‘lower region,’ sheriff says Reagan Cox, 30, faces...
