Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the...
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CNN Calls War For Iran
BabylonBee.com U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the...
Night Owl Hangman {Retro}
...🦉.🌵🐎🤠🎻🦉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-W8_apsThw&list=RDU-W8_apsThw&start_radio=1 Welcome My Night Owls to a super rare RETRO Repost. I like to build them with a little...
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
BabylonBee.com HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside...
California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA — California's $250 billion study looking into why it has so many unfinished projects was abandoned while...
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of...
VIDEO: Dancing robot restrained by staff at Cupertino restaurant after causing chaos
@Meooow via Storyful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMONOjZTowU CUPERTINO, Calif. (KGO) -- A dancing robot has gone viral after appearing to be out...
8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah
BabylonBee.com The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing...
San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop
BabylonBee.com SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, San Francisco officials spared no expense in dyeing...
Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
BabylonBee.com HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in...
