Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
BabylonBee.com FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday,...
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‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later...
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
BabylonBee.com JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where...
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
BabylonBee.com U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of...
Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead
Thankyou to the: BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — Iranian spokesman Ahmadi Mohammadi issued a strongly worded statement to "The Great Satan"...
Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the...
CNN Calls War For Iran
BabylonBee.com U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the...
Night Owl Hangman {Retro}
...🦉.🌵🐎🤠🎻🦉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-W8_apsThw&list=RDU-W8_apsThw&start_radio=1 Welcome My Night Owls to a super rare RETRO Repost. I like to build them with a little...
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
BabylonBee.com HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside...
California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA — California's $250 billion study looking into why it has so many unfinished projects was abandoned while...
