Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito
BabylonBee.com QUINCY, IL — The winner of the billion-dollar Powerball lottery was reportedly once again destitute after blowing the entire...
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AOC Struggling To Meet Single Men Under Age 90 At Work
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, DC — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted to friends that it's been hard to find single men at her...
SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage
BabylonBee.com 🚀 HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night,...
Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
BabylonBee.com BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and...
Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan
BabylonBee.com DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued...
Kentucky woman got tired of waiting on her chicken, so police say she pulled an AR-15 on a KFC employee
A KFC incident making headlines across Kentucky reportedly began with an ordinary inconvenience before taking a dangerous turn. A Lexington woman is facing a felony charge...
10 signs you grew up in a black household and we all lived the same life
There is a very specific kind of muscle memory that comes from growing up in a Black household, and no matter...
Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
BabylonBee.com CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the...
Trans Person Goes Off On Street Preacher For Not Respecting it’s Pronouns or Somethin’.
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Man Mimmics Trump Right Behind Him At His Own Rally!
By Persist https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhKR05ugtdsc4F03u6/crazy-work-man-mocks-trump-right-behind-him-at-his-own-rally
