Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
BabylonBee.com CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the...
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Trans Person Goes Off On Street Preacher For Not Respecting it’s Pronouns or Somethin’.
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Man Mimmics Trump Right Behind Him At His Own Rally!
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Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new...
THE LINCOLN–KENNEDY CURSE: Two Presidents, Two Assassins—and a Century of Impossible Coincidences
It is one of the strangest stories in American history. Two presidents. Two assassinations. Two grieving First Ladies. Two Southern...
Police Instantly Disperse ‘Teen Takeover’ By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night...
Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
BabylonBee.com LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they'd been illegally...
John Stamos has it. Do You?
What do you think of "little people"? Any interesting stories? Do you have "the phobia"? Researchers say a surprisingly small...
Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
👉BabylonBee.com U.S. — According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed...
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
BabylonBee.com LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign...
