Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
BabylonBee.com Posted for: Bongs&Thongs WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back...
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20 weird questions everyone wants the answers to
Do you ever find yourself lying awake, thinking about random things, like why we hiccup, what happens if you swallow...
19 signs that are so funny, I need to immediately befriend whoever made them
Welcome to another roundup of Reddit's funniest signs! We pulled some absolute gems from this week, and we also love featuring...
Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive
BabylonBee.com BEIJING — President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial...
Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Democrats have unleashed vicious attack ads accusing L.A. mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt of not wanting...
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
BabylonBee.com MANHATTAN — The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any...
‘I Am Your Father,’ Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to...
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton’s Personal Stationery
BabylonBee.com U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have...
Spencer Pratt transforms into Batman in ‘amazing’ new video
In a new campaign ad Spencer Pratt turned into a Batman-like superhero. By Zain Khan . A Hollywood blockbuster-inspired video that transforms...
Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness
BabylonBee.com SAN FRANCISCO — The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight...
