John Stamos has it. Do You?
What do you think of "little people"? Any interesting stories? Do you have "the phobia"? Researchers say a surprisingly small...
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Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
👉BabylonBee.com U.S. — According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed...
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
BabylonBee.com LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign...
Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier
BabylonBee.com CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One,...
McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe...
My coworker kept stealing my lunch, so I packed a habanero burrito
We all hear that patience is a virtue, but let’s face it—everyone has limits. There are times when staying calm...
Something Positive:A nurse saved 5 bikers after an Indiana crash. A year later, 30 of them lined up at her kid’s lemonade stand.
Adam Albright-Hanna . In September 2018, Daryn Sturch was driving down State Road 19 near Denver, Indiana, with her young daughter, Bryanne, in...
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut...
Latenight Running From the Cops Hangman
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Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with...
