Trump Predicts His Approval Ratings Will Be Resurrected In Three Days
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump told reporters on Monday that he wasn't concerned about his recent dip in popularity...
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San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey
BabylonBee.com SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to...
Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’
BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then...
Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the...
So long Daniel Craig… The identity of the new James Bond has been revealed
After years of incessant rumours, the news has finally dropped... We now know the identity of the actor playing the...
Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
BabylonBee.com FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday,...
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later...
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
BabylonBee.com JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where...
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
BabylonBee.com U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of...
Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead
Thankyou to the: BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — Iranian spokesman Ahmadi Mohammadi issued a strongly worded statement to "The Great Satan"...
