Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan
BabylonBee.com DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued...
FUN
Kentucky woman got tired of waiting on her chicken, so police say she pulled an AR-15 on a KFC employee
A KFC incident making headlines across Kentucky reportedly began with an ordinary inconvenience before taking a dangerous turn. A Lexington woman is facing a felony charge...
10 signs you grew up in a black household and we all lived the same life
There is a very specific kind of muscle memory that comes from growing up in a Black household, and no matter...
Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
BabylonBee.com CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the...
Trans Person Goes Off On Street Preacher For Not Respecting it’s Pronouns or Somethin’.
By Persist https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhK58o4qw5fheamBrO/heated-trans-person-goes-off-on-street-preacher-for-not-respecting-pronouns
Man Mimmics Trump Right Behind Him At His Own Rally!
By Persist https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhKR05ugtdsc4F03u6/crazy-work-man-mocks-trump-right-behind-him-at-his-own-rally
Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new...
THE LINCOLN–KENNEDY CURSE: Two Presidents, Two Assassins—and a Century of Impossible Coincidences
It is one of the strangest stories in American history. Two presidents. Two assassinations. Two grieving First Ladies. Two Southern...
Police Instantly Disperse ‘Teen Takeover’ By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night...
Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
BabylonBee.com LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they'd been illegally...
