Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with...
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California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly...
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step...
Man Watching Blue Origin Explode Just Glad To Know Wife’s Amazon Purchases Could Finance This
BabylonBee.com COLUMBIA, SC — Watching in awe as Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket exploded in spectacular fashion, local man Dennis...
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA — In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in...
Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die
BabylonBee.com . REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed in an interview that she thought her...
Hangman’s Off-Duty Pizza Night
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Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — The Chicago Police Department confirmed on Tuesday morning that every single resident of the city had...
New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
BabylonBee.com U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse"...
Mystical Evening Hangman
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