Trump Unveils ‘Wheel Of Random Country You Get Deported To’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his ongoing efforts to expedite the deportation of illegal aliens, President Donald Trump...
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Man, 26, and Woman, 42, Die After a Car They Were Believed to Be Having Sex in Fell Hundreds of Feet Off a Cliff
Brenton Blanchet . The pair were parked at a scenic overlook when the vehicle plummeted . NEED TO KNOW A...
Texas Begins Construction On Northern Border Wall To Keep Democrat Lawmakers From Returning
BabylonBee.com 🐝 TEXHOMA, TX — Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to disrupt a vote on a new congressional redistricting...
Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
BabylonBee.com 🐝 WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN's Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in...
Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other
BabylonBee.com 🐝 U.S. — In an awkward turn of events, former President Barack Obama and former presidential hopeful Hillary...
Sen. Elizabeth Warren falls on Senate floor as Republicans offer bipartisan assistance during Israel vote
Louis Casiano https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ecmMuDpzvcs?feature=share Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., took a tumble on the Senate floor Wednesday during a vote. Footage showed Warren...
Hero: Bernie Sanders Buys Another House To Make Sure The Rich People Don’t Get All Of Them
BabylonBee.com BURLINGTON, VT — In a heroic move that sacrificed his own resources, Senator Bernie Sanders announced that he...
9 Out Of 10 Financial Experts Now Recommend Saying The ‘N-Word’ On Camera
BabylonBee.com U.S. — A new foolproof method to build long-term wealth has been discovered, as a recent survey showed that...
A Cinco de Mayo Recipe That’ll Disappear Before the First Margarita Is Poured
By Gen! This enchilada recipe is easy to prepare! Most of the cook time can be spent doing something else thanks...
Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
BabylonBee.com . SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal...
