Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
BabylonBee.com . SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal...
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Ireland Capsizes After Arrival Of Rosie O’Donnell
BabylonBee.com . U.K. — In a horrific disaster sending tidal waves across the Atlantic, Ireland has apparently capsized after the...
Putin Says He Doesn’t Want Ukraine Anymore Now That It Has All These Holes In It
Posted For: Rotorblade MOSCOW — Russian President Vladimir Putin told the international press this week he no longer wanted to...
Democrats, Republicans Panic As Trump Brings World To Brink Of Peace
BabylonBee.com . WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reign of terror perpetrated by the Trump administration looked to continue this week,...
Picture Me Friday
It’s that time again TNBDites! ~ time to kick off the weekend with some creativity and fun! Every Friday, we...
Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He’s From Canada
BabylonBee.com PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed...
Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
BabylonBee.com VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates...
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact...
Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
BabylonBee.com U.S. — A day long feared by people across America and around the world finally became a reality...
