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Newsom Says With Another $25 Billion He Could Double Homelessness By 2030
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO — California Governor Gavin Newsom has reportedly called for a state budget increase, promising that with just another...
10 Great Career Options For The Unemployed Kamala Harris
Image: Forbes The Babylon Bee . Kamala Harris is out of a job, but fear not: we've got ten great...
Environmental Win! Scientists Celebrate First Boneless Rhino Bred in Captivity
By Matt Husser . ATLANTA — Scientists signaled a breakthrough against poachers after the first boneless rhinoceros was successfully bred in...
PitBulls POLL
A 2022 study found that 70% of Americans oppose breed-specific legislation (BSL) that bans specific dog breeds, aligning with recent votes repealing bans against...
Husband sent holiday cards to relatives I had decided to exclude this year
By Abigail Van Buren DEAR ABBY: Several members of my husband’s family let us down badly by not attending our daughter’s...
Health Coverage as Government Responsibility POLL
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sixty-two percent of U.S. adults, the highest percentage in more than a decade, say it is the...
Hanukkah falls on distinctively festive dates this year…
By Faith Kramer Hanukkah falls on distinctively festive dates this year — the first night on Dec. 25 and the...
The DRONE APOCALYPSE POLL
For weeks residents of New Jersey have been beset by mysterious drones stalking the night sky, yet we are still...
Don’t worry about drones? Americans have good reason not to trust the government.
Nicole Russell I didn't think I would see a day when flocks of drones as big as SUVs were reported hovering overhead...
I Decided to Teach My Young Nephew an Important Lesson During a Round of Pool. Uh, I’ve Been Uninvited to Christmas.
by Allison Price I have a 21-year-old nephew, “Marcus,” who I’ve never been extremely close to, due to distance and other...
