Water Tower Blunder Causes Stir in Small Arkansas Town 
Alleged Tomb‑Raiding Trio Arrested in Cross‑Country Cemetery Theft Spree 
Emotional Support Gator Causes Chaos at Orlando Airport 
Organized Shoplifting Crews Target Back‑to‑School Electronics Across Multiple States 
40,000 Pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon Stolen — About 1,700 Cases of Beer 
Democrats Abandon Senate Candidate After Rape Allegation Sends Campaign Into Free Fall
Democrats across the political spectrum rapidly abandoned Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner on Monday after a woman accused him of...
Raleigh Considers Curfew After Thousands of Teens Celebrate Independence Day by Terrorizing the City
RALEIGH, N.C. — While millions of Americans spent the Fourth of July grilling burgers, watching fireworks and pretending sparklers aren't...
Scientists Say Humans Were Playing With Fire Nearly 1.8 Million Years Ago
It turns out the phrase "playing with fire" may have been around a whole lot longer than anyone imagined. Researchers...
‘Weird Al’ Turns Down Big Payday Rather Than Become AI’s Cheerleader
There are still a few people in Hollywood who apparently believe the words "No thanks" can be spoken even after...
World Record Finally Falls… Humanity Breathes Easier After Extremely Fast Tent Assembly
If you've been lying awake at night wondering whether two people could pitch a camping tent in under two minutes......
Michigan Woman Wins $4 Million… Then Makes the Most Unexpected Decision
MILFORD, Mich. — A 77-year-old Oakland County woman just became a multi-millionaire after scratching off a Michigan Lottery ticket. Then...
Airport Baggage Carousel Delivers One Lonely Sock for Nearly 20 Minutes
Travelers arriving at the Boise Airport on Tuesday afternoon expected the usual assortment of overstuffed suitcases, golf clubs and mysteriously...
Winner Learns “Lifetime Supply” Isn’t Quite as Impressive as It Sounds
For decades, advertisers have tempted people with the magical phrase: "WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY!" Most people picture warehouses full of...
Another Day, Another Parking Lot Shooting… This Time Outside a McDonald’s
HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla. — In what has become an all-too-familiar American tradition, a family stopped at McDonald's for a quick...
Twins Marry Twins… Apparently the Family Tree Wasn’t Complicated Enough
Some people dream of finding their soulmate. Others dream of buying a lake house. And then there are these folks,...
