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Millionaire inmate in Florida tried to hire hitman behind bars to kill key witness, deputies say 
Judge orders return of Honduran migrant deported to Central African Republic 
Johnny Somali scamming from prison: $40,000 stolen 
Colin Kaepernick calls the national anthem a ‘bad song’ in blunt new interview 
Ohio Man Arrested After Trying to “Return” a Live Raccoon to a Grocery Store He Claims Sold It to Him
Police in Mansfield, Ohio say a 42‑year‑old man was arrested Tuesday evening after attempting to return a live raccoon to...
Unexpected Surge in “Silent Libraries” Raises Questions About How Americans Are Reading Now
Across the United States, a quiet trend is spreading — literally. Public libraries in several states have reported a sudden...
The Great End‑of‑Life “Growth Spurt”
Every family has at least one uncle who swears he “heard from a nurse” that when men approach the end...
Mamdani Pushes Residency Crackdown Amid Surge in Out‑of‑State Registration Fraud
Out-of-state plates are hardly unusual in New York. Tourists drive into the self-described greatest city in the world every day....
Creep With Illegal Ammo Arrested at Trump Golf Course
Image: LA Times 🚁 🚔🚧⛳🚧🚔 Police sources says suspect appeared to be monitoring security days before Trump's California trip An...
RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
BabylonBee.com HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show...
Illegal immigrant suspect charged in crash that killed police officer and his girlfriend
The woman charged in the drunken driving crash that killed an off-duty Connecticut police officer and his longtime girlfriend last month is...
Kentucky woman got tired of waiting on her chicken, so police say she pulled an AR-15 on a KFC employee
A KFC incident making headlines across Kentucky reportedly began with an ordinary inconvenience before taking a dangerous turn. A Lexington woman is facing a felony charge...
Big oil companies continue to post banner profits as fighting in Iran drives prices higher
Big oil companies continue to book massive profits as fighting in Iran disrupts energy markets and sends oil and gasoline prices sharply higher. Six...
DISPUTE OVER PRONUNCIATION OF COMMON WORD SPARKS TENSION AT COMMUNITY MEETING
BELLEVILLE, Mich. — A routine zoning board meeting Monday evening briefly derailed after a disagreement over the pronunciation of a...
