Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President...
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Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday ‘Almost Presidents Day’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United...
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
BabylonBee.com MILAN — Somalia's Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country's 734th...
Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks
BabylonBee.com TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly...
Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to...
Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
BabylonBee.com COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support...
Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next
BabylonBee.com U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they...
Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
BabylonBee.com . SAINT PAUL, MN — With tensions between ICE agents and leftist protesters in Minneapolis running high, Governor...
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
BabylonBee.com MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence. As the...
First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries
BabylonBee.com MARS — In what scientists called the most significant discovery in the history of space exploration, the first...
