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It’s Sunday and time for another round of…What’s Your BEEF?
It’s time for “What’s Your Beef?” What bothered you this week? What irked you? What made you want to pound...
US Army To Add ‘Do You Intend To Carry Out A Massive Terrorist Attack’ To Application Form
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Uh-oh! The Gate’s Open Again… POLL
It seems that from time to time, one of our team members forgets to shut the gate, and, well... a...
TNBD’s Saturday Night Music
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The TNBD ‘Chicago Death Pool – 2024’ Winner
As you have all seen in past years, TNBD always waits a few days after the end of the year...
My Roommate Crept Into My Bed in the Middle of the Night. And That’s Not The Worst of It.
by Dan Kois I share a two-bedroom apartment with “Mary.” Mary is 30 and just got divorced. We usually get along,...
FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
BabylonBee.com NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year's terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal...
My Boyfriend Is Pretending To Be a Woman Online—What Should I Do?
By Lucy Notarantonio Dear Newsweek, I currently live with my boyfriend of eight years, our son, and my two daughters from...
Retail theft POLL
A number of new state laws addressing organized retail theft and property crime that impose stiffer penalties and lift restrictions...
My Neighbors’ Kid Is Being Increasingly Unsettling Around Our House. I Feel Trapped.
by Rebecca Onion My neighborhood has a number of families with young kids, including mine, so play dates are frequent. One...
