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Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega announced that the country will no longer hold elections, a declaration that effectively shuts down any...
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An illegal immigrant serving a decades‑long prison sentence for murdering a Michigan woman has filed a federal lawsuit against President...
Dog Missing Since July 4 Found Swimming Half a Mile Out in San Francisco Bay
A small dog that disappeared after being frightened by Fourth of July fireworks has been reunited with its family following...
Minnesota Town Unveils 66-Foot Nutcracker With a Working Jaw
A small Minnesota town with more nutcrackers than residents has taken its obsession to a completely reasonable conclusion: it built...
Howard Stern Cuts Show to One Day a Week, Fires Staff—and Somehow Civilization Continues
Howard Stern’s radio empire is reportedly shrinking again, prompting the usual round of breathless speculation over whether a show most...
Maine Senate Hopeful Reportedly Claims Monthly Rectal Bleeding Is a “Period”
An extraordinary series of Reddit posts attributed to Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Webb is raising eyebrows—and some very obvious...
Naked Man Arrested After Allegedly “Surfing” on Top of Moving Locomotive
Residents of a rural Colorado county were treated to a sight they are unlikely to forget—or successfully remove from their...
Anti-ICE walkout exposes how school district ‘failed’ parents, risked student safety: ‘Broken my trust’
Hundreds of Flagstaff high school and middle school students walked out of class to protest ICE on Jan. 28. The protest came...
‘Just say she!’: Blue-haired Florida student flips out on cop for ‘misgendering’ him
A Florida college student melted down over pronouns during a police call and left the scene in handcuffs. Bodycam video...
Republicans want to end birthright citizenship in US territories
House Republicans have introduced legislation that would end automatic birthright citizenship in most U.S. territories, marking a new effort to...
