California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly...
Day: June 9, 2026
Driving drunk and fleeing into a gator infested swamp is no way to go through life
Man fleeing DWI stop attacked by alligator after jumping into swamp, state police say Despite his injuries from the alligator,...
Florida elderly man pleasures himself to women at tobacco shop
Cape Coral man accused of exposing himself at Del Prado tobacco shop CAPE CORAL, Fla. — A Cape Coral man was...
Florida Man Busted For Lewd Lawn Show In Front Of Teens
Lakeland Man, 79, Busted For Lewd Lawn Show In Front Of Teens Neighbors in Lakeland called deputies after they said...
Florida man “consistently” exposed himself to multiple neighbors at his apartment complex
Lipstick, thong-wearing Hollywood senior says he has ‘right’ to flash exasperated neighbors: Cops HPD: He told officer to ‘jump rope...
Mugshot of the day: Oil change employee arrested
BRPD arrests former Take 5 Oil Change employee after he allegedly broke into business, stole cash from safe BATON ROUGE...
