Man Found in Lake Mead Barrel Identified, but Decades-Old Killing Remains Unsolved 
Haiti Turns to Private Military Contractors in Fight Against Gangs 
Billy Joel Says Brain Disorder Has Kept Him From Driving and Performing 
Trans neo-Nazi accused of plotting Hindu temple massacre, will receive hormone treatment in jail: officials 
Family of dine-and-dashers filmed stuffing their faces with $300 of food then fleeing restaurant
A family of seven who tucked into an expensive feast brazenly left an Orlando restaurant without paying, it has been...
Proposal would limit Social Security benefits to $100,000 annually for couples to boost solvency
Some retired couples receive more than $100,000 in Social Security benefits each year. One recent proposal suggests capping these benefits...
Somebody gotta pay
"'THEY' FAILED MY SON" An Oregon father has been sentenced to prison for the death of his 4‑year‑old son, who...
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Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega announced that the country will no longer hold elections, a declaration that effectively shuts down any...
What an absolute clown
An illegal immigrant serving a decades‑long prison sentence for murdering a Michigan woman has filed a federal lawsuit against President...
DEAR ABBY: My Husband Has Been Secretly Eating Dinner With Our Widowed Neighbor
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I are both in our 60s and have been married for 38 years. A widow...
Dog Missing Since July 4 Found Swimming Half a Mile Out in San Francisco Bay
A small dog that disappeared after being frightened by Fourth of July fireworks has been reunited with its family following...
Minnesota Town Unveils 66-Foot Nutcracker With a Working Jaw
A small Minnesota town with more nutcrackers than residents has taken its obsession to a completely reasonable conclusion: it built...
Howard Stern Cuts Show to One Day a Week, Fires Staff—and Somehow Civilization Continues
Howard Stern’s radio empire is reportedly shrinking again, prompting the usual round of breathless speculation over whether a show most...
Maine Senate Hopeful Reportedly Claims Monthly Rectal Bleeding Is a “Period”
An extraordinary series of Reddit posts attributed to Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Webb is raising eyebrows—and some very obvious...
