Ex-communist subjects address pro-communist, American halfwits 
An Xbox triggered a carry-on bag search. Then TSA officers made a shocking discovery 
Kamala Harris backs Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan as Senate polling lead grows 
Driver killed pedestrian, fled and continued to McDonald’s drive-thru saying he ‘just went to get some food’ 
Former undersheriff pleads guilty as Santa Clara County corruption saga ends 
Obama’s answer to Matt Barnes’ race question is a reminder that blackness isn’t a monolith
When Barack Obama sat down with former NBA player Matt Barnes, a biracial American with black and Italian heritage, their...
‘I had no road rage’: Driver who shot woman for having the audacity to pass him on the highway now admits guilt
A Pennsylvania man pleaded guilty to a slew of charges after he shot a woman in an apparently unprovoked road rage incident as she was...
Domino’s employee ends fight in kitchen between co-workers by shooting one of them dead
A 50-year-old Domino's employee in Arkansas allegedly shot a co-worker half his age dead in the kitchen of the pizza...
GOLDEN RETRIEVER WINS THIRD TERM AS MAYOR; TOWN CELEBRATES “FOUR MORE YEARS OF GOOD BOY GOVERNANCE”
In a landslide victory that stunned political analysts nationwide, Maxwell P. Fluffington, a golden retriever, has been re‑elected mayor...
GULL SURGE CONTINUES – SEAGULLS DECLARED A LEVEL‑5 PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY
Officials in the quiet coastal town of Graymarsh issued a statewide emergency declaration Sunday morning after a sudden, aggressive...
School Shooter’s Mother Helped Him Reach His ‘Fans’ From Jail—So Why Wasn’t She Charged?
The mother of Apalachee High School shooting victim Mason Schermerhorn had listened quietly as witnesses described the September 4, 2024...
The Naked Forklift Fiasco: A Monument to Human Boneheadedness
There are bad ideas. There are spectacularly bad ideas. And then there’s whatever cosmic brain‑spark led this man to attempt...
FBI Investigates Cyberattacks on Nine Michigan Water Systems
Nine Michigan water systems were targeted as part of a widening series of cyberattacks against water utilities across the United...
It’s Sunday and time for another round of…What’s Your BEEF?
It’s time for “What’s Your Beef?” What bothered you this week? What irked you? What made you want to pound...
Nolan Wells Case Takes Bizarre Turn With Federal Arrest and OnlyFans Feud
OCEAN SPRINGS, Miss. — The mystery surrounding the death of 18-year-old Nolan Wells has taken another dramatic turn, producing a...
