Water Tower Blunder Causes Stir in Small Arkansas Town 
Alleged Tomb‑Raiding Trio Arrested in Cross‑Country Cemetery Theft Spree 
Emotional Support Gator Causes Chaos at Orlando Airport 
Organized Shoplifting Crews Target Back‑to‑School Electronics Across Multiple States 
40,000 Pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon Stolen — About 1,700 Cases of Beer 
Wildebeest’s Brief Taste of Freedom Forces Evacuation at Indiana Zoo
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Visitors to the Fort Wayne Zoo received an unexpected reminder Friday that the animals do not...
Sam Neill, dead at 78
Sam Neill with Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October Sam Neill — the effortlessly refined, quietly commanding actor...
Police Instantly Disperse ‘Teen Takeover’ By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night...
The Dolphin Who Turned a Trash-Collection Game Into a Seagull-Fishing Business
At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, trainers taught the dolphins a simple rule: bring in any litter...
This Teacher Wrote the F-Word and Started a War
Nancy Timbrook was a Christian mother of nine who wanted to stop obscenities in her classroom In March of 1969,...
Two Years After Butler, America Remembers the Day a Bullet Nearly Changed History
BUTLER, Pa. — Two years ago today, a summer campaign rally became the scene of one of the most shocking...
Hotel Employee Accused of Stealing Guests’ Credit Cards for Food, Movies and Pizza
A Washington hotel employee was arrested after police said she repeatedly stole customers’ credit card information and used it to...
FBI Launches Massive Review of Fulton County’s 2020 Election Records
ATLANTA — The FBI has dramatically expanded its investigation into Fulton County’s handling of the 2020 presidential election, assigning roughly...
Boris Becker’s Fall From Wimbledon Glory to Bankruptcy and Prison
Boris Becker once stood at the summit of world tennis, winning Wimbledon as a teenager and building a fortune through...
Americans Are Getting Sick From a Mystery Food—and Investigators Still Can’t Say What It Is
Americans are accustomed to food recalls that name a brand, show a photograph of the package and tell consumers exactly...
