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Help! My Friend Keeps Bringing a Poor Person to Our Nights Out. Ugh.
by Slate Staff Dear Prudence, Recently my friend Amy made a new friend, Mary. I’ve met her a few times,...
Congress Proposes New Law Banning Anyone From Reading Spending Bill Until It’s Passed
Education·· BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Congress introduced bold legislation this week that, if passed, would ban reading...
‘Comfort’ Dog Causes Discomfort to Everyone Else
by Judith Martin, DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I, along with a friend, pre-purchased hard-to-get opera tickets. We’ve looked...
Joe Biden Visited By Own Ghost
By Matt Husser WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden was reportedly startled late last night after he was unexpectedly visited by his...
Newsom Says With Another $25 Billion He Could Double Homelessness By 2030
BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO — California Governor Gavin Newsom has reportedly called for a state budget increase, promising that with just another...
10 Great Career Options For The Unemployed Kamala Harris
Image: Forbes The Babylon Bee . Kamala Harris is out of a job, but fear not: we've got ten great...
Environmental Win! Scientists Celebrate First Boneless Rhino Bred in Captivity
By Matt Husser . ATLANTA — Scientists signaled a breakthrough against poachers after the first boneless rhinoceros was successfully bred in...
PitBulls POLL
A 2022 study found that 70% of Americans oppose breed-specific legislation (BSL) that bans specific dog breeds, aligning with recent votes repealing bans against...
