Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
BabylonBee.com HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in...
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‘It’s Just A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
BabylonBee.com TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his...
TNBD’s Saturday Night Music.
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Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is
BabylonBee.com LONDON — Authorities closed off a section of Barking Road in East Ham on Friday following the death of...
Trump administration orders restart of oil drilling along California coast amid Iran war
Sable Offshore Corp.'s Harmony oil platform off the coast of Refugio State Beach. (Michael Owen Baker / For The Times)...
SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee...
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
BabylonBee.com NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed...
Mexican trucker entering California caught with liquid meth filled fuel tank
A white crystalline powder on the passenger-side fuel tank that prompted the further inspection of the vehicle’s gas tanks at...
VIDEO: 70-year-old man crashes car into Southern California sushi restaurant
https:// by: Jocelyn Fiset New surveillance video was released of a car crashing through a sushi restaurant in San Diego...
Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates
BabylonBee.com CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all...
