Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan
BabylonBee.com DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued...
Day: August 5, 2026
‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’: Man attacked sister with a machete while she was sleeping in bed with 1-year-old daughter, police say
Inset: Ruben Altidor (Broward County Sheriff's Office). Background: The Broward County Main Jail in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - A Florida man allegedly...
Over a quarter-million noncitizens on the rolls: Why the SAVE America Act can’t wait
Multiple states across the country have acknowledged that illegal immigrants have appeared on their voter rolls and, in some cases, have cast...
Woman ‘butchered’ victim hours after court release
Patricia Hewitt admitted manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility - A psychotic woman who "butchered" a defenceless disabled woman...
Hot-to-Trot Congressional candidate Kirill Basin is knocked out by beachgoer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdlhzFFanUM https://www.youtube.com/@ABC13Houston Which way did he go George?
Ohio Man Arrested After Trying to “Return” a Live Raccoon to a Grocery Store He Claims Sold It to Him
Police in Mansfield, Ohio say a 42‑year‑old man was arrested Tuesday evening after attempting to return a live raccoon to...
Unexpected Surge in “Silent Libraries” Raises Questions About How Americans Are Reading Now
Across the United States, a quiet trend is spreading — literally. Public libraries in several states have reported a sudden...
The Great End‑of‑Life “Growth Spurt”
Every family has at least one uncle who swears he “heard from a nurse” that when men approach the end...
Mamdani Pushes Residency Crackdown Amid Surge in Out‑of‑State Registration Fraud
Out-of-state plates are hardly unusual in New York. Tourists drive into the self-described greatest city in the world every day....
Creep With Illegal Ammo Arrested at Trump Golf Course
Image: LA Times 🚁 🚔🚧⛳🚧🚔 Police sources says suspect appeared to be monitoring security days before Trump's California trip An...
