Howard Stern Cuts Show to One Day a Week, Fires Staff—and Somehow Civilization Continues
Howard Stern’s radio empire is reportedly shrinking again, prompting the usual round of breathless speculation over whether a show most...
Day: July 20, 2026
Maine Senate Hopeful Reportedly Claims Monthly Rectal Bleeding Is a “Period”
An extraordinary series of Reddit posts attributed to Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Webb is raising eyebrows—and some very obvious...
Easy Creamy Garlic Chicken
A simple skillet dinner that tastes much fancier than the work involved. Serve it over mashed potatoes, rice or egg...
Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new...
Naked Man Arrested After Allegedly “Surfing” on Top of Moving Locomotive
Residents of a rural Colorado county were treated to a sight they are unlikely to forget—or successfully remove from their...
Anti-ICE walkout exposes how school district ‘failed’ parents, risked student safety: ‘Broken my trust’
Hundreds of Flagstaff high school and middle school students walked out of class to protest ICE on Jan. 28. The protest came...
‘Just say she!’: Blue-haired Florida student flips out on cop for ‘misgendering’ him
A Florida college student melted down over pronouns during a police call and left the scene in handcuffs. Bodycam video...
Republicans want to end birthright citizenship in US territories
House Republicans have introduced legislation that would end automatic birthright citizenship in most U.S. territories, marking a new effort to...
