Esco’s Cat is an Idiot

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Esco’s Cat is an Idiot
(Not my cat pictured)

So here I am, just finished my coffee and I’m sitting here at the computer jotting down a recipe for Thankgiving dinner which the list will be for shopping. And half way through the video my cat walks in the house with a young mouse and drops it at my feet and before I could see what the heck she was doing the damn mouse ran away behind some heavy-ass furniture and I’m like… “Shit!”😠

So as I’m shifting gears from the recipe to the mouse situation, she walks up with it again and sets it at my feet and it takes off..again!!

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I’m like “Double dammit!!”😡

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I knew I’m not gonna catch it and she doesn’t understand what happened so I’ll just deal with it later I tell myself. I eventually finish the list and get ready to leave and I sit at the computer chair to put on my shoes and she has it a third time and drops it. By that time mousy is a bit staggered and I dive on it and crush it with my fist.. WHAM!!👊🐭💥

And K.O.’d that little shit and took it straight to the toilet it’s last ride outta here.

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I’m glad I got it before I left, would be nice if she’d finish the job before showing me her hunting trophies..

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Stupid cat!

(still not my cat)

 

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