Haiti Turns to Private Military Contractors in Fight Against Gangs 
Billy Joel Says Brain Disorder Has Kept Him From Driving and Performing 
Trans neo-Nazi accused of plotting Hindu temple massacre, will receive hormone treatment in jail: officials 
Report: Churches paid $62 million to resettle Somalis in Minn. 
University of Michigan Will Hide Freshman Letter Grades From Transcripts Under New Mental-Health Policy
Students will still receive letter grades, but their first-semester transcripts will show only “pass” or “no credit” Incoming freshmen at...
It’s Sunday and time for another round of…What’s Your BEEF?
It’s time for “What’s Your Beef?” What bothered you this week? What irked you? What made you want to pound...
Seven‑Second Slip Turns $10 Million “Win” Into a Lifetime Facepalm
Joel Ifergan thought he was about to become a multimillionaire. Instead, he became the proud owner of the world’s most...
Billionaire heiress and Mamdani-Lover Now Bankrolling Democrat Party Takeover
Apparently, when you’re a billionaire heiress with more money than restraint, the world is your political playground. After bankrolling Mamdani’s...
SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage
BabylonBee.com 🚀 HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night,...
In Case You Ever Wondered: Why the Front Row Isn’t Actually Supposed to Destroy Your Neck
Moviegoers have long suspected that the front row of a theater was designed by someone who hated humanity. But according...
Did You Know? The U.S. Once Lost a Nuclear Bomb — And It’s Still Missing
On February 5, 1958, a B‑47 Stratojet bomber was flying a night training mission off the coast of Georgia. It...
Did You Know? A Missouri Town Once Banned Playing the Harmonica
In the early 1960s, the tiny town of Pine Hollow, Missouri briefly became famous for one of the strangest local...
Kid Steals Civil War Cannonballs, Hides Them in Grandma’s Suitcase Before Flight
A grandmother passing through an Alabama airport received quite a surprise when security officers opened her checked suitcase and discovered...
