Massive Deep‑Sea “Blob” Discovered Off Oregon Coast Turns Out to Be a Rare, Living Gelatinous Colony 
Maryland Murder Suspect Captured in India After International Manhunt 
The Cult of Ultra‑Correctness: A Cautionary Tale 
Colorado Man Arrested After Stealing Fire Truck and Crashing It Into a Creek 
Obama Appointed Federal judge blocks Trump administration mail-in voting restrictions 
ACLU Gives Bruce Springsteen Another Award for Agreeing With the ACLU
Bruce Springsteen, the internationally famous multimillionaire rock star who regularly lectures Americans about politics between performances of songs written several...
Czech Family Opens Dental Clinic Despite Minor Technicality: Nobody Was a Dentist
A Czech family reportedly operated a remarkably successful dental clinic for two years despite lacking one small credential generally considered...
White House Launches “Freedom Haulers” Campaign to Put Veterans Behind the Wheel of America’s Trucks
The Trump administration is launching a nationwide campaign to help military veterans become commercial truck drivers as tens of thousands...
Former Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Arrested on Suspicion of Drunken Driving
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS Sports analyst Tony Romo was arrested Thursday evening in Milwaukee on suspicion of...
Scientists Finally Determine How Much Humanity Farts Each Day
Australians launch “Chart Your Fart,” the research project nobody knew civilization needed Science has conquered disease, split the atom and...
BREAKING: LeBron James Announces He Is Joining the Philadelphia 76ers
LeBron James is taking his talents to Philadelphia. The NBA’s all-time leading scorer announced Friday that he will sign with...
America’s Worst Cities for Bed Bugs: Chicago Takes the Crown Nobody Wants
Chicago has accomplished a remarkable six-peat—but nobody will be organizing a parade. For the sixth consecutive year, the Windy City...
Friday Funday! (not Sunday)
Why “Nuts” and “Bananas” Came to Mean “Crazy” Ever wonder how perfectly normal words like nuts and bananas ended up...
Pillow Man leads in Minnesota
Surprising Development? A new KSTP/SurveyUSA poll shows businessman Mike Lindell and commentator Michele Tafoya expanding their leads in Minnesota’s Republican...
Picture Me Friday
It’s that time again ladies and gents! ~ time to kick off the weekend with some creativity and fun! Every...
