Scientists Finally Determine How Much Humanity Farts Each Day 
BREAKING: LeBron James Announces He Is Joining the Philadelphia 76ers 
America’s Worst Cities for Bed Bugs: Chicago Takes the Crown Nobody Wants 
Friday Funday! (not Sunday) 
Pillow Man leads in Minnesota 
Biden Gets Lost Onstage at Obama Center Opening, Asks Crowd, ‘Where’s My Granddaughter?’
If you were paying attention, it was almost possible to hear a collective sigh ripple through the Democratic Party. During...
Plague of Mosquitoes With Parasites Swarming as Tourists Take Cover
It was cloudy with a chance of mosquito balls. Tourists in Russia discovered that Mother Nature had apparently switched the...
Retired Teacher Discovers Valuable Henry Aaron Baseball Card Inside Old Library Book
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Picture Me Friday
It’s that time again ladies and gents! ~ time to kick off the weekend with some creativity and fun! Every...
Why Did Pennsylvania man Buy 213 brand new cars?
A Pennsylvania vehicle dealer is betting millions that a fleet of hail-damaged cars can still turn a profit. John Clay...
Carville doubles down on Trump departure prediction: ‘Your life is miserable’
Democratic strategist James Carville predicted Wednesday that President Trump could leave office before the end of his term, arguing that...
Dear Abby: I think my wife is cheating on me with multiple women
By Dear Abby DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my wife for two years. We met online and have known each other for about five...
Gavin Newsom and Justin Trudeau spotted in animated discussion at World Cup
The pair appeared engrossed in an animated discussion before the USA’s matchup against Paraguay, with photos showing Trudeau gesturing emphatically...
McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
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Illegal Alien Who Raped the Body of a Dead Man for 30 Minutes on NYC Subway Learns His Fate
A Mexican national in the United States illegally and has a criminal history, has been sentenced to five years in...
