UK to Anyone Born After 2008: No Cigarettes for You 
Man shoots dog owner dead during dispute over attack 
Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit 
‘Cocaine Salmon’ Swim Twice as Far as Non-Drugged Fish, New Study Shows 
Jury Orders Cruise Line To Pay Woman $300,000 For Serving Her Alcohol Before Falling Down Stairs 
Flavors of the Fifty- New Mexico
New Mexico’s Green Chile Cheeseburger At TNBD, we’re continuing our series featuring a recipe from a different U.S. state every...
Nude burglar who terrorized community arrested after month-long search
A string of late-night “birthday suit” break-ins that unsettled an upscale Virginia neighborhood came to an end Monday morning with...
Creepy music teacher allegedly got heart tattoos for teen student he was obsessed with
An obsessed school music teacher terrified a teenage student by kissing her between the breasts — while also telling her...
Vance accuses Iran of ‘economic terrorism’ over its blocking of Hormuz Strait, says ball is in Tehran’s court
Vice President JD Vance has accused Iran of carrying out what he called “economic terrorism” through its actions around the...
Friend’s husband is quite busy behind her back
DEAR ABBY: I have a new close friend, and I am conflicted about whether I should inform her about her husband’s...
Frogs Were Getting Slaughtered on a Road. Enter the Frog Patrol
On rainy spring evenings in a forest west of Warsaw, a group of local volunteers known as the “Frog Patrol”...
Man Charged With Attempted Murder in Attack on Altman’s Home
A Texas man has been charged in connection with an early-morning attack at the San Francisco home of OpenAI CEO...
Trump Says Iran Talks Could Restart Very Soon
U.S. officials could soon return to Pakistan for another round of negotiations with Iran, but a proposal connected to the...
Welcome to Wacky Wednesday
Welcome to Wacky Wednesday — the official midweek mayhem zone! Every Wednesday, we toss out the serious stuff and crank...
With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that...
