Men confused about the nature of their genitals sue after being removed from military leadership
US Military servicemen, including Austin Converse, sue the US government, Pete Hegseth, and DJ Trump over the recent Executive Order which restricts military service to men and women who understand the biological nature of their genitals and chromosomes. Austin, former Naval Commander, with his long, flowing locks of golden hair and 5-o’clock shadow, struggle with the fact that arbitrarily being born with a ding-a-ling or a cooter defines one as being male or female and no amount of posturing or self-proclamation will change that.
Further, Ausin says he has difficulty recognizing how being confused with one’s most basic biological nature and desiring to modify this nature with large amounts of chemicals and silly makeup might make another think that they weren’t fit to lead men into battle.
Finally, he doesn’t recognize that a person titled, Commander-In-Chief, surprisingly, has a great deal of latitude when actually commanding the group in which he is Chief. This latitude is generally understood to include accepting service, rejecting service, promoting, demoting and assigning duties. It also likely includes recognizing mental instability.
The US has responded by saying that they need stalwart and stable men and women to operate their military and command their troops – not boys who wish they could play with fluffy pink ponies and wear cute pumps with their tuck-away panties.
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It was ‘awful’: Transgender commander says 17-year Navy career was cut short by Trump ban | Watch
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