Man Gets Rocked To The Moon After Argument Flips Into Violence At Costco

Royal Rumble weekend is almost here, so why not kick things off with a real-life showdown in North Port, Florida? I’ve spent plenty of time in Southwest Florida—it’s one of my favorite spots. You know the drill: palm trees, snowbirds, and of course, plenty of classic Florida Man energy.

Recently, things got wild at the local Costco when a classic Florida Man squared off against a snowbird—who, judging by his accent and attitude, is probably from New York or Boston. The exact reason for the argument? Who knows. But what we do know is that the snowbird apparently shoved his keys into Florida Man’s face… and that’s when things escalated.

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This sort of violence at Costco is ridiculous. Take this to Sam’s Club. pic.twitter.com/eD8YQ1xyhc

— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) January 28, 2026

After a tense few seconds of jawing, Florida Man delivered a punch that’s nothing short of legendary. Honestly, both guys look like they lost a bet, but come on—if someone sticks keys in your face these days, you can’t just stand there. Trust me, I’ve seen enough online fights turn way uglier than this.

So yeah, Florida Man’s punch might have been extreme, but it’s hard to feel bad about it. Still… seriously, people, can we all just stop being jerks?

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