JACKSONVILLE, Texas (KLTV) — In what authorities are now calling “the least discreet FaceTime in law enforcement history,” a Jacksonville woman managed to get herself arrested after allegedly lighting up meth… during a video call… with a jail inmate… on a system that is literally monitored by the sheriff’s department.

Yes. Really.

According to officials, 43-year-old Jessica Wolf apparently believed that a Cherokee County Jail video visitation terminal was the perfect place to showcase both her devotion and her drug habits. During a scheduled virtual visit with an inmate, deputies say Wolf casually sparked up meth on camera, apparently forgetting that jail visitation software is not, in fact, encrypted by the Secret Service.

Observers say the moment deputies realized what they were watching, the mood in the monitoring room reportedly shifted from “routine boredom” to “well, that escalated quickly.”

Authorities promptly obtained a search warrant for Wolf’s home, because when someone does drugs on camera in front of law enforcement, it tends to invite follow-up questions.

On January 16, deputies executed the warrant at Wolf’s residence in the 12000 block of FM 747 South, presumably expecting… well, exactly what they found.

Inside the home, investigators discovered:

• 46 grams of meth (because why stop at personal use?)

• A firearm (owned by a convicted felon, because irony lives here now)

• Marijuana (just in case the meth wasn’t enough variety)

At that point, deputies likely stopped writing notes and simply began shaking their heads.

Wolf was arrested on charges including possession of marijuana, unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon, and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver — a legal way of saying “this is not your first rodeo.”

Her bond was set at a crisp $651,000, a number believed to be calculated by adding up meth, guns, poor judgment, and the emotional toll on the deputies who had to watch the video.

Officials have not said whether the inmate she was calling offered relationship advice afterward, but sources confirm the call did not include a warning about “maybe don’t commit felonies on camera.”

Authorities are now reminding the public that jail video visitation is recorded, monitored, and not a private meth lounge, no matter how lonely you feel.