Help! I Simply Asked That There Be Top Quality Condiments at a Family Wedding. Now Everyone Has Turned on Me.

Advice by Delia Cai

Dear Prudence,

Since I was a kid, I’ve always had a strong preference for certain brands of condiments. At my house, I pride myself on having the good ketchup, the good mayo, the good mustard, the good hot sauce.

At my husband’s cousin’s wedding, things got out of control. I sent a humorous, self-aware, half-joking request to the bride and groom ahead of the event to request that quality condiments be made available. I wasn’t asking for a full condiment bar, just the essentials—the good brands. I thought it would be no big deal and they’d see not only the humor and semi-serious nature of my email, but also the wisdom in paying attention to that oft-overlooked detail. But when I arrived and tasted the meal, I knew that they hadn’t honored my request.

I couldn’t just pretend everything was fine, so I didn’t eat much on my plate, and I stopped at McDonald’s on the way home as by that point I was starving.

I didn’t cause a scene—I knew it wasn’t my day, and it wasn’t the time or place for me to say anything. My husband’s Great Aunt who tends to drink too much came over to me and loudly complained about the food. Not knowing how to respond, I tried to quietly tell her which side dishes weren’t that bad. After that, a few people in my husband’s extended family approached me and asked me why I wasn’t eating. It was weird, and I assumed that people had overheard the Great Aunt and incorrectly inferred that I had been the one complaining about the food. I lied and said I wasn’t hungry. But of course, everyone in the family knows about my preferences, and somehow word must have gotten out that I spent the whole night whining about dinner—which is totally false.

Now somehow, the family has made me out to be the villain. The bride and groom haven’t said two words to me since and barely acknowledge me when we’re in the same room. My husband told me the bride’s mother absolutely roasted me on the phone to my mother-in-law and accused me of “throwing a tantrum” at the wedding and called me “childish.” I’m being painted as the one who “ruined” the wedding. All because I didn’t want to eat off-brand barbecue sauce.

I’m annoyed that I’m being scapegoated, but I can’t exactly defend myself when nobody’s directly confronted me about it and everything I’ve heard has been second hand. Should I pipe up and say something to the bride?

—Condiment Connoisseur

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