Man gives himself ‘car crash’ penis injury with ‘vigorous’ 5am hotel sex session

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“The guy was pounding away vigorously in a bid to give the hardest and strongest thrust from outside the box, and he crashed his penis”

The man was rushed in for emergency surgery to his penis (Image: Chris Murphy)

An unlucky fella broke his penis while “trying to go harder” in a 5am hotel sex session – before a doctor said his twisted todger looked like it had been in a “car accident”.

Sharing the grisly images, the surgeon who repaired the wrecked willy said: “Men have been experiencing unpleasant trauma while trying to go harder during coitus with their women.

“I even had a patient with such injury last weekend. Some injuries may be mild while some had to undergo surgical procedure to rectify the damages caused.

“It was forceful bending of the penis during vaginal intercourse.

“It also happens with a sharp blow to the erect penis during a fall, car accident, traumatic masturbation, or other mishap.”

Docs spent nearly three hours repairing the damage (Image: Chris Murphy)

A fellow medic added: “It happened at around 5am on Sunday in a nearby hotel.

“The guy was pounding away vigorously in a bid to give the hardest and strongest thrust from outside the box, and he crashed his penis on the mons pubis.

“The next think he heard was a loud crack then penis was bent.”

One sympathetic Twitter user replied: “The woman on top position is usually the cause. He may never be able to have normal sex again. So sad.”

A Dr Emmanuel wrote: “That cowgirl or reverse cowgirl positions are risky as well. Just do your thing carefully and try not to hit a firm surface.”

But a third added: “Life doesn’t end with sex. The way guys are so obsessed with proving sexual prowess, one would think there’s an award somewhere.

“Please deal with your self esteem and stupid frivolous things won’t matter to you. This is sad.”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-gives-himself-car-crash-22368980

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