Former Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Arrested on Suspicion of Drunken Driving 
Scientists Finally Determine How Much Humanity Farts Each Day 
BREAKING: LeBron James Announces He Is Joining the Philadelphia 76ers 
America’s Worst Cities for Bed Bugs: Chicago Takes the Crown Nobody Wants 
Friday Funday! (not Sunday) 
Chicago Cubs fan slaps younger fan for not standing during National Anthem in viral video
Who says patriotism is dead in this country? America's 250th birthday has had plenty of moments where citizens have shown...
Family of dine-and-dashers filmed stuffing their faces with $300 of food then fleeing restaurant
A family of seven who tucked into an expensive feast brazenly left an Orlando restaurant without paying, it has been...
Proposal would limit Social Security benefits to $100,000 annually for couples to boost solvency
Some retired couples receive more than $100,000 in Social Security benefits each year. One recent proposal suggests capping these benefits...
Somebody gotta pay
"'THEY' FAILED MY SON" An Oregon father has been sentenced to prison for the death of his 4‑year‑old son, who...
Newest and best dictators
Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega announced that the country will no longer hold elections, a declaration that effectively shuts down any...
What an absolute clown
An illegal immigrant serving a decades‑long prison sentence for murdering a Michigan woman has filed a federal lawsuit against President...
DEAR ABBY: My Husband Has Been Secretly Eating Dinner With Our Widowed Neighbor
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I are both in our 60s and have been married for 38 years. A widow...
Dog Missing Since July 4 Found Swimming Half a Mile Out in San Francisco Bay
A small dog that disappeared after being frightened by Fourth of July fireworks has been reunited with its family following...
Minnesota Town Unveils 66-Foot Nutcracker With a Working Jaw
A small Minnesota town with more nutcrackers than residents has taken its obsession to a completely reasonable conclusion: it built...
Howard Stern Cuts Show to One Day a Week, Fires Staff—and Somehow Civilization Continues
Howard Stern’s radio empire is reportedly shrinking again, prompting the usual round of breathless speculation over whether a show most...
