‘Go for it, Elon’: Most Americans are OK with trillionaires — under one condition 
Gilgo Beach serial killer Rex Heuermann sentenced to life without parole 
California: A Banana Republic 
Something Positive:A nurse saved 5 bikers after an Indiana crash. A year later, 30 of them lined up at her kid’s lemonade stand. 
Florida man arrested for DUI after troopers allegedly find 34 open alcohol containers in vehicle 
Barron Trump’s New “Florida” Beverage Brand Just Hit Shelves, and People Are Majorly Divided
Credit: ZikG/Shutterstock; Inset: Win McNamee/Getty Images . Lola Méndez . Barron Trump has officially entered the beverage aisle. The initial...
Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with...
Woman who banned herself from casino sneaks in, wins jackpot before being kicked out
A woman who banned herself from Pennsylvania casinos for life was escorted out of one last week after she sneaked...
It’s Time to Say Goodbye, Guys
Psst... let me tell ya a little secret. Your friend here... the one many of you stood up for... was...
California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly...
Driving drunk and fleeing into a gator infested swamp is no way to go through life
Man fleeing DWI stop attacked by alligator after jumping into swamp, state police say Despite his injuries from the alligator,...
Florida elderly man pleasures himself to women at tobacco shop
Cape Coral man accused of exposing himself at Del Prado tobacco shop CAPE CORAL, Fla. — A Cape Coral man was...
Florida Man Busted For Lewd Lawn Show In Front Of Teens
Lakeland Man, 79, Busted For Lewd Lawn Show In Front Of Teens Neighbors in Lakeland called deputies after they said...
Florida man “consistently” exposed himself to multiple neighbors at his apartment complex
Lipstick, thong-wearing Hollywood senior says he has ‘right’ to flash exasperated neighbors: Cops HPD: He told officer to ‘jump rope...
Mugshot of the day: Oil change employee arrested
BRPD arrests former Take 5 Oil Change employee after he allegedly broke into business, stole cash from safe BATON ROUGE...
