First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries
BabylonBee.com MARS — In what scientists called the most significant discovery in the history of space exploration, the first...
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Heckler Who Booed Howard Lutnick During Davos Event Revealed to Be Al Gore
(Alex Brandon/AP photo) Tom Durante The heckler who booed Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick and upended an event in Davos, Switzerland, on...
Trump Tells E.U. It’s Time We Start Seeing Other Continents
BabylonBee.com DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union...
Newsom says he was denied entry into Davos event due to White House
Posted For: maryann California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office said the governor was denied entry to a venue at the World...
Lawmakers intensify efforts to remove Trump’s name from Kennedy Center
Scott MacFarlane The move by the board to add President Trump's name to the John F. Kennedy Center for the...
Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this...
Air Force One returns to Washington area due to minor electrical issue, White House says
President Donald Trump boards Air Force One for a trip to attend the World Economic Form in Davos, Tuesday, Jan....
Officials seize 350 lbs of meth, 7 guns in Southern California
The Ventura County Sheriff’s Office shared this image of 350 pounds of methamphetamine and multiple firearms seized on Dec. 17,...
Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a...
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
BabylonBee.com NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark...
