Robot Hotel Fires 40 Robots for Being Bad at Their Jobs
(International — Japan) In a move that experts are calling “the first mass robotic layoff in hospitality history,” Japan’s famous...
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Dear Abby: Do I Tell My Daughter-In-Law to Pound Sand
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have a problem with our daughter-in-law that is beginning to affect our relationship with...
Zac Brown Band Gives Entire Fenway Park Crowd Free Cruises — Yes, Really
Boston, MA — In a move that stunned concertgoers, cruise companies, and anyone who has ever witnessed the average Fenway...
GOLDEN RETRIEVER WINS THIRD TERM AS MAYOR; TOWN CELEBRATES “FOUR MORE YEARS OF GOOD BOY GOVERNANCE”
In a landslide victory that stunned political analysts nationwide, Maxwell P. Fluffington, a golden retriever, has been re‑elected mayor...
GULL SURGE CONTINUES – SEAGULLS DECLARED A LEVEL‑5 PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY
Officials in the quiet coastal town of Graymarsh issued a statewide emergency declaration Sunday morning after a sudden, aggressive...
School Shooter’s Mother Helped Him Reach His ‘Fans’ From Jail—So Why Wasn’t She Charged?
The mother of Apalachee High School shooting victim Mason Schermerhorn had listened quietly as witnesses described the September 4, 2024...
The Naked Forklift Fiasco: A Monument to Human Boneheadedness
There are bad ideas. There are spectacularly bad ideas. And then there’s whatever cosmic brain‑spark led this man to attempt...
FBI Investigates Cyberattacks on Nine Michigan Water Systems
Nine Michigan water systems were targeted as part of a widening series of cyberattacks against water utilities across the United...
It’s Sunday and time for another round of…What’s Your BEEF?
It’s time for “What’s Your Beef?” What bothered you this week? What irked you? What made you want to pound...
Nolan Wells Case Takes Bizarre Turn With Federal Arrest and OnlyFans Feud
OCEAN SPRINGS, Miss. — The mystery surrounding the death of 18-year-old Nolan Wells has taken another dramatic turn, producing a...
