Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO – Chaos erupted in California’s Golden City as a gargantuan Katie Porter, now towering 600 feet, rampaged through the streets. The National Guard has been deployed in a desperate attempt to contain the situation.

The frontrunner in California’s gubernatorial race reportedly began her monstrous transformation after being asked a simple question by a reporter.

“You didn’t ask her a question, did you? Oh no! She hates that!” shouted Mayor Daniel Lurie as the towering figure carved a massive hole through the Transatlantic Tower. “There’s no stopping her now! Run! Run for your lives!”

“BLLAAAAWWWRRRGGHHHHH!” Porter bellowed, swallowing a cable car whole. “KATIE MAAAD! KATIE SMAAAAASH!”

The chaos allegedly began a few days ago, when a journalist inquired about her voter strategy. Porter reacted with an ear-piercing shriek, growing several feet in height. Later, when a child asked if she knew the location of the bathroom, she erupted into full-on monster mode, reaching her current 600-foot form.

“KATIE NO LIKE QUESTIONS!” she roared, swatting at everything in her path.

At the time of reporting, Porter was seen fending off National Guard helicopters while remaining in first place in the California governor’s race.