Here’s How ‘The New York Times’ Reported 9 Historic Attacks

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The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its recent treatment of the attempted terrorist hijacking of a FlyDubai jet is only the latest example.

Don’t believe us? Let’s take a look at how the Times reported 9 historic attacks:

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1. The Alamo:

    

   

    

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2. Custer’s Last Stand:

    

   

    

3. JFK Assassinated:

    

   

    

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4. The Japanese Attack on Pearl Harbor:

    

   

    

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5. Scar Murders Mufasa And Claims Throne:

    

   

    

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6. Jeffrey Dahmer Cannibal Murders:

    

   

    

    

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7. Hitler Invades Poland:

    

   

    

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8. Hijacking of United Airlines Flight 93:

    

   

    

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9. Beast Invades Planet Krull and Kidnaps Princess:

    

   

    

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With a track record like that, it’s amazing the New York Times is still in business at all. Do you know of any other watered-down headlines? Let us know in the comments.

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