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Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. You just have to know the right tricks.
Here are a few easy hacks to get yourself a burrito for less than $20:
- Steal one: This one goes without saying. Just take it.
- Score one for 30% less at Mamdadni’s city-run grocery store: Socialist utopia finally pays off.
- Find a conservative influencer whose wife makes cheap burritos and invite yourself over for dinner: Trust us, they’re out there.
- Go to almost any place that sells burritos for less than $20: Seriously, they’re all over the place.
- Get a job at Chipotle and make yourself a burrito when nobody is watching: You’ll be swimming in burritos every day.
- Help usher in communism: This is a surefire way to make everything abundant and affordable for everyone, right?
- Move to Mexico: They probably grow on trees down there.
See? It’s a piece of cake. What are some other ways you can get your hands on a burrito without breaking the bank? Post your ideas in the comments.
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