THE ONION: Posted for Jackie
NASHVILLE, TN—In the latest relationship development that fans of the power couple called “adorable,” sources confirmed Thursday that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s parents were dating. “Andrea, Scott, Donna, and Ed are all absolutely smitten with each other,” said an insider source, who confirmed that the two pairs of parents had really hit it off after meeting for the first time and had immediately formed a polycule. “At first, Taylor and Travis were surprised, considering both their parents are divorced, but now they’re thrilled. It’s just nice to see everyone get along, even if it’s kind of weird when the foursome all starts kissing. Plus, it makes their relationship that much hotter knowing they’re basically stepsiblings.” At press time, sources added that if Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ever had kids, they hoped they would date too.