Ohio woman accused of pooping on chapel altar, wiping with runner
Posted for: Willie Wonka, HMFWIC
By
She raised a holy stink.
Laura Miniard, 26, was slapped with a felony charge of desecration after she allegedly pooped on the altar of a chapel at the Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati on Saturday, Fox 19 reported.
The scatological suspect then wiped herself using a fabric runner and used a picture from the chapel to smear her feces on the table, according to court documents cited by the outlet.
About Post Author
Miniard was booked into the Hamilton County Jail with a bond set at $2,500 and is set to appear in court on May 25.
Authorities did not disclose a motive for the revolting crime of o-poo-tunity.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/18/ohio-woman-laura-miniard-accused-of-pooping-on-chapel-alter/