The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology
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 ÂABCâs The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $22 million. The Rittenhouseâs spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didnât take long and âwasnât very difficult.â
Apparently, the showâs producers have been eager to settle the matter to get them away from all the bad press. In the past few months, story after story about Whoopi Goldbergâs suspensions and firings along with reports of more than 11 lawsuits filed have the showâs team wondering if it was worth it at all.
According to our records, the bulk of the attacks against The View come from sites pretending to be right-wing propaganda when actually theyâre leftist trolls making fun of Trump supporters. None of the lawsuits have been true so far, but this one definitely is.
We promise.
The apology must include the words âKyle Rittenhouse isnât a murdererâ at least four times, according to a friend with inside knowledge on several other matters. âWhat I donât know is why the math is before the science,â said the source, âor what that even means.â
Our editors report that if the math is before the science, most likely none of it will make any sense, meaning Rittenhouse is definitely coming out ahead on this one.
God bless America.
The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology
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