The baby has been able to latch, but I have not been able to produce any milk…”
Thanks captain obvious! Who knew that a biological male couldn’t produce breastmilk?
100 Percent Fed Up reports – Determined to shove their depravity down the throat of their newborn, both literally and figuratively, the mentally ill new parents express dismay at not being able to breastfeed their baby naturally. In hindsight maybe “dad” should’ve kept his breasts when he decided to keep his uterus. Just a thought.
Warning, graphic and disgusting content:
Biological male tries to breastfeed baby with predictable results. pic.twitter.com/v6WETsWwRB
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) July 12, 2021
The new parents have refused to accept identification documents for their newborn baby because it would require the female who gave birth (wearing glasses) to be listed as the mother and not the male (black hair, pretending to breastfeed) who did not give birth.
I sincerely thought this was a skit but it isn’t.
These two people have refused to accept identification documents for their newborn baby because it would require the female who gave birth (glasses) to be listed as the mother and not the male (black hair) who did not give birth. pic.twitter.com/CftJw0Roy6
— Doom Pill Pagliacci (@Slatzism) July 8, 2021
Tearful but with a stiff upper lip, the new parent confidently exclaims, “we’re gonna supplement the feeding with formula so that my baby is still getting the nutrients that they need”.
Perhaps daddy-mama is confused by the word supplement, which Merriam-Webster dictionary defines as ‘something that completes or makes an addition.’ Cant supplement something if you’ve nothing, to begin with. The baby won’t be supplemented by formula, it will be sustained solely by it!
If only we could go back to those days…