1. My recipe ice rum a splash of coke caffeine free
2. Booga Booga
3. mAsKs DON'T WORK
4. White wimmin lust after the bbc .STATE LAW
5. Rory Kasel thought it was funny that he gave me a seizure
6. our first post is my private place
7. My corn dogs bring all the boys to the yard
8. Good evening, TNBD... Where is that lovely lady Futenma hiding at these days?
9. Yessuh I beez getting mah deeegreeeeee in SJH social justice for horses
10. From Motown to Mootown
11. Well after the 1st 5 surgieries my wound did look like a Zombie took a bite out of my thumb
12. Damn right it is. I’m highly offended by this blatant chickenfishing.
13. She's got the moon in her eye
14. I have lived in Central Florida, 3 miles from the ocean, for 30 years.....I have evacuated once...
15. I'm going to try to recreate my wife's famous to me oyster dressing this year
16. Hey, get this chipotle gave me a buncha free food when I emailed them to discuss the problem 👍🏻 Win win for me tonight
17. Foreign types with the hookah pipes say Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
18. My husband British born Punjab and I have been together for over 30 years
19. I got a downvote for “good morning”. is Clyde back?
20. Greetings from Sacramento California, gorgeous. How are things on your side of the world?
21. I'm not the unknown comic I'm an author on TNBD
22. My 1st wife had a BUNCH of amazing animals in her pantyhose. Whenever she put them on they contained 10 little piggies, 1 ass, 2 calves, 1 pussy, 1000 hares, some crabs, and one dead fish nobody can find
23. A critter wif toofs that utters hate speech i.e. troofs
24. Bugsy Malone is a 1976 gangster musical comedy film written and directed by Alan Parker. That isn't me but I'm close.
25. The coat of arms of Poland
26. My name is a way to smoke weed and some lingerie
27. One of the original members of TNBD from Canada, Did what I could to share this site. Leave the 13's out of my name.
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