How penis size determines your salary

How penis size determines your salary

IT’S the age-old question ‘does size really matter?’ Well, it turns out the answer may be yes.

It has been found that being well hung doesn’t necessarily mean well-off as some of the highest earners have the smallest penises, according to a new survey.

The cheeky study analysed how penis size determines salary, and it was good news for bank balances if men had a micro penis.

The survey commissioned 997 men to answer questions about work, salary, and penis size, to see if there is a correlation between size and salary.

They found that those with a penis of three inches in length, earned an average of £58,000 per year.

However, at the other end of the scale, those with a penis that measured seven and eight inches earned an average of £38,000 and £27,000 per year.

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